since

Since it's become clear that this government wants nothing better than to completely eviscerate the chicken we call culture in Canada...

and since there seems to be nothing anybody can do about it...

and since the CRTC thinks shows like Train 48 are what we should be about (the success of shows like Flashpoint and The Border notwithstanding)...

and since there seems to be an overriding mandate to produce product that is "commercially viable..."

there seems to be only one place we can go:

Porn.

Where else does one get shitbag production value and commercial viability in one fell swoop?

Perhaps our collective future lies in endless money shots and hard core anal. That's the only possible direction I can clearly divine out of what Charles McVety and the Harper conservatives have been pushing for.

I say let's give them what they want.

below: what they're asking for.